Drag in a movie. The one beside you on the couch watches it with you and riffs it back — in a voice you picked, tuned to your humor, only as much as you want. Never watch alone again.
Drag a video here — or click to pick one. It plays right here, and the buddy lays out where it'll cut in, by the clock.
Turn it up when you're watching alone. Turn it down in a room full of people. Same movie, less awkward.
Calibrate first — edit the lines, set the dial, pick the voice — then render. It's a fitting room: you dial it in before it commits.