We flavor it to you
Every bit comes out in a voice you love, routed around your sore spots. Nobody gets cancelled β the funny just points at you.
The Laugh-Meter reads you
It scores the real laugh β the one you can't fake β not a click. (Patent 64/079,341.)
Your Print sharpens
What actually landed feeds back in. Tomorrow's funnier than today. Round and round.
Did you really laugh?
A polite "haha" sits flat. A real laugh bursts. Press play and watch it read a reaction β and watch it catch a faked one. (This is a demo; the real page reads your own camera + mic, on your device.)
The laugh is the dose β so the reading has to be honest.
If we're dosing comedy as medicine, a faked "haha" would be a wrong reading and a wrong next dose. That's why the meter measures the body, not the button. the full theory β